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Work Poop Etiquette for the Men's Room |
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Written by Chip Caraway
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Monday, 16 March 2009 20:11 |
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You may have read this or not, but here it is; I didn't write this, but it was so humerous that I had to include it in my Blog, I have added a few though . . .
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure.
THE PRIME DIRECTIVE.
You should always wait to poop until the bathroom is empty, benefiting you as well as the other bathroom attendees.
CROP DUSTING.
Definition: When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.
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Last Updated on Monday, 16 March 2009 20:35 |
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